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Subject: Protest the Taliban
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.
Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and
to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does
not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!!
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